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"And I have been portrayed as a black jaguar with an obsidian leg and a hole in the chest… Aren’t humans such funny creatures?" Of course, that wasn’t far from what he really looked like. What she saw was the real illusion, and he enjoyed the show he put on. 

            "Yes, that they are. But they’ve come far from the day of
               their creation.  But their grasp on things is quite  odd.
Of course Sarah had read the legends. Crowley had a
whole library full of history books from all cultures. She
knew  what she saw was an  illusion but she’d let  him
have      his      fun,      thinking      he’d      tricked       her.

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"Only temporary? You look like you are already a professional." He couldn’t help but smile, knowing that his cousins would like her, given her parentage. When she mentioned her uncles talking about him, the god laughed a little. "No one ever accurately describes me, Child, especially those who don’t understand."

He sighed in thought, nodding a little. “I have heard of your father, though. I’m an admirer of his work, to be honest.”

           "Thank you, I’m flattered. I’ve been told I take after my
              father, Crowley a lot. Especially considering that I’m
              usually in formal wear, usually looking professional.
She said, smirking a bit. She had once again come
to  the realization that  somehow two evil beings  of
immense  power  had somehow come  together  to
make                                                                            her.
           "Many  are,  many   aren’t.  Interesting  how  it   always
             seems  that he’s  portrayed  as a  red, half-goat,  half
             man with large horns, at least in human culture he is.

lokis-army-at-221b:

2 years ago if you’d have told me Sherlock and Molly kiss, Sherlock and Moriarty kiss, Anderson’s name is Phillip, John and Sherlock cry in a bomb disguised as a tube carriage, Sherlock steals a motorbike, and the whole fandom loves Anderson, I would have looked at you like

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magictrickster:

"Perhaps it’s the face," he replied, adding that introductions might be in order. He bowed slightly, deciding to put on the act of a gentleman, if only for now.

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"Tezcatlipoca, God of the North," he offered, smile widening a little. If she knew anything about his culture, she would know the dark implications that title held. He stood back up straight, waiting to hear her name, as well.

          "Sarah, temporary Queen of Hell.  Usually I’m Princess of
            Hell but today I got to walk around in my father, Crowley’s
            shoes.  And I’ve  heard  a  bit about you,  mainly from  my
            uncles   though.  Sadly,  all  I’ve  heard   are  bad   things.
She pointed out, grinning up at him. She knew her uncles
would never lie to her but there was something about him
that              she             took              a             liking              to.

queerfawn:

raccoonamatata:

hubedihubbe:

romanorgasm:

People saying Romano could never top Spain.

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People saying Finland could never top Sweden.
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People saying China could never top Russia

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people saying certain characters can’t top, thus implying that dominance in a sexual scenario is all about strength and rape tactics as opposed to consensual power given to the designated power through trust and discussed choice??????

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anyone can top anyone!!! its a consensual dynamic in bdsm!!!!!!!

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"I’m not talking about them, am I?" He had little interest in who her sire might happen to be. They didn’t belong to his family, he knew for sure. As far as her grandfather was considered, if he was older than the dark god, then it was assured he was as old as Ometeotl. That fact didn’t worry him, either. He kept his smile, though, deciding that any fun was better than none at all. If he could keep her trust, or a piece of it, then it was a good day. 

When he heard her explanation, he couldn’t help but grin. “You should never tell others such things,” he offered, hands folding in front of him for now. “What kind of distraction are you looking for?”

The hybrid merely nodded in understanding, smiling
softly.  Sarah  took  a  quick moment to think over her
day.  In  it’s entirety it  was  dull and  boring,  hell  was
certainly   less  complicated   than  her  father  let   on.
           "At this point, any you are willing to give me. And I
             must     say,    you     seem     vaguely    familiar…

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He smiled at that, stopping only in hopes she might provide more amusement for him. “Oh, I doubt you’re as old as me, Love. Few are…” When she mentioned his deal, the god merely shrugged, looking back at the spot the human had been standing when they removed his heart, as was customary. 

"Too bad they won’t fully enjoy it," he commented, knowing that he planned to take their blood for his evening meal. He looked back to her after a moment, sighing. "Anything else I can help you with?"

           "That may be true but I am almost certain my father
              is  nearly  as  old  as  you  and  my  grandfather  is
              much        older,        I          can        assure        you.
She  listened to him speak,  nodding a bit.  She had
seen  demons make deals and  do work. She knew
how they could never  be trusted, especially not with
your soul.  She could only imagine how devious and
dark the man before her was. But she seemed to be
drawn             to            people               like              that.
          "No, I suppose not.  Unless you’re willing to give me
            a  distraction.   I’ve  completed  all  of  my  duties  as
            queen  of hell for the day  so now I’ve been  left  with
            nothing                                 to                                      do.

magictrickster:

Tezca watched as his latest bit of fun walked away. Deal making was his son’s area of expertise, but he knew how to get people to agree to nearly anything. He was about to head to his temple, knowing the human would be dead within the hour. That was half the fun.

Upon turning to go for a walk, he stopped, seeing a young woman in his path. “Sorry, Child. No more offers today…” He smiled, trying to move past her.

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          "Funny  how  you  assume  me  to  be  a  child.
The  hybrid  scoffed.  Her   father,  Crowley  had
decided to take a day off,  leaving her in charge
of  hell for a  day. This was  her  way of  proving
that  she would be able to  handle  Hell.  But as
the day went on and her tasks were completed,
she  was left bored. And she was still  learning
the  ropes  in  a  sense.  And she learned  best
by                                                                watching,
           "That was quite the deal you just made there.

Sly waited for Emmett, when he saw him he smacked him upside the head, though it didn't hurt. "What were you thinking?!" —burningtwiceasbright

burningtwiceasbright:

insurgi:

burningtwiceasbright

           "Ow, hey! What did I do?!

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"He makes you happy Em…I can’t hate someone that makes my big bro happy." 

           "Then why do you act like you hate him most of the time…?

Sly waited for Emmett, when he saw him he smacked him upside the head, though it didn't hurt. "What were you thinking?!" —burningtwiceasbright

burningtwiceasbright:

insurgi:

burningtwiceasbright

           "Ow, hey! What did I do?!

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"But Lucas hates his dad. Like as much as Lucifer hates ours. He would just seem pissed off with you Em, and yell at you…like i am now….this was a dumb Idea wasn’t it?" 

          "Yea, but why do you care? I thought you didn’t like Luke…

Sly waited for Emmett, when he saw him he smacked him upside the head, though it didn't hurt. "What were you thinking?!" —burningtwiceasbright

burningtwiceasbright:

insurgi:

burningtwiceasbright

           "Ow, hey! What did I do?!

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"Emmett. You are in a COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS SON! What would you do if he found out?! Also, there are plenty of hot people but that doesn’t mean you go to fuck them!" 

           "Yea but it’s not like we had sex. I kept my dick in my pants and so did he.

Sly waited for Emmett, when he saw him he smacked him upside the head, though it didn't hurt. "What were you thinking?!" —burningtwiceasbright

burningtwiceasbright:

insurgi:

burningtwiceasbright

           "Ow, hey! What did I do?!

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"It was hypothetical Em!" He cringed at the thought. "Why the fuck would you even consider that?!" 

          "I don’t know. The dude’s not half bad looking though.

Sly waited for Emmett, when he saw him he smacked him upside the head, though it didn't hurt. "What were you thinking?!" —burningtwiceasbright

burningtwiceasbright:

insurgi:

burningtwiceasbright

           "Ow, hey! What did I do?!

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"You being a friggin horn dog." He said tone brimmed with disappointment.  

"Em, seriously you considered fucking your boyfriends Dad. Would Luke do that to our Dad?”  

         "Well considering that no one has seen dad in
           awhile and no one can find him, probably  not.

Sly waited for Emmett, when he saw him he smacked him upside the head, though it didn't hurt. "What were you thinking?!" —burningtwiceasbright

burningtwiceasbright

           "Ow, hey! What did I do?!


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