Do you think you’ll be able to read some of the famously-crappy creepypastas (“who was phone,” “and then a skeleton popped out,” etc) as Goofy attempting to tell scary stories to his son, Max? Bonus points if Goofy winds up terrified by telling them.
I’ll take any excuse really to read a bad creepypasta.
Sex Position: Sex isn’t really a concern of mine so… idk
Hair Style: Don’t really have a hairstyle…
Clothing Store: Hot Topic
This or That:
Black or Blue: Blue
English or Math: English
Boys or Girls: Both
Sneakers or Boots: Sneakers
Music or Books: Music
Cars or Motorcycles: Cars
If you knew tomorrow would be the end of the world, how would you spend today? I would go to a pet store and pet all of the dogs. All of them, And then I’d go home and spend the rest of the day with my family and my tortoise.
What is your favorite memory with your grandmother? When I was really young she used to tell me all of these stories about her parents who I never really remembered spending time with. It was nice hearing about what wonderful people they were.
Do you like pie? Only certain flavors.
Where do you see yourself in the next month? Excelling in academics and petting my dog that I will be getting for my birthday.
Your muse is standing on your doorstep. Real, totally there. They have ten words to say to you. What are those words? "Your ten years are up, sweet heart. Time to go." (assuming I sold my soul to Satan ten years back)
If you could choose the perfect mate, what would be one flaw you’d like them to have? Idk man. Cute freckles on their shoulders
If you ran a business, what business would it be? How would you make it unique? A psychiatry business. It would be unique by the fact that my only clients are my crazy ass family members.
The saying goes that when you become a parent, you’ll act just like your parents did when you were growing up. Care to agree or disagree with this? I’m not quite sure. I am very intelligent like my mother but we have none of the same interests or anything so idk.
Did you think your country’s government is for the better or worse? Worse
What fairy tale inspires you the most? The Three Little Pigs
What is the most memorable thing anyone has ever said to you? *obscene and uncontrollable laughter* “Omelette!”- A random highschool student I walked by in the hallway.
Everyone has a hero. Why did you pick your hero to be your hero? My hero is probably Hank Green because he’s taught me so much and set such a good example for me to follow.
If you wrote a recognition speech, who would you recognize? My best friend Eliya.
You have the ability to spend one day in the distant past before you or your parents were born. What day or general time frame would you visit, and why? The early sixties so I could see my grandparents and how they lived.
What is one trait you wish your muse had that s/he doesn’t? That he’snot always fucking right.
You’re at Sweet Frog or whatever frozen yogurt/ice cream place that is around your area. You can put whatever toppings you’d like on any flavor(s) of your choosing. What is that dream sundae? I don’t like sundaes but I shall happily obtain a cookie dough blizzard from Dairy Queen
What’s it like being you? Meh
What do you wish it was like being you? Fantastic, more social, more open to friends, not as aware of the worlds problems so I wasn’t so damn angry all the time.
What is your dream? To be an actress or singer. But I’ll probably end up being a therapist.
How do you plan to make it a reality? Hard work and determination.
"Maybe you me Troy and Jackson should form a band." He mused happily.
“Nah, I’m good.”Emmett said, shaking his head a bit. He crossed the room and sprawled out on his bed. He smiled once more as Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heroes came on. Yet another song that he’d love to sing to Lucas.
"I just…I felt so ignored by everyone….I didn’t want you to be gone too." He said sadly. "Everyone’s busy…no one prays to me to comfort them. So I’m lonely…and I always look to you to hang out since I was a fledgling…I’m greedy aren’t I?"
"No, you’re not greedy. It’s just what big brothers are for.”Emmett said with a shrug.
"Would you still love him though?" He asked confused by the entire word Honeymoon. He sighed as he wiped his face away of his tears. "Emmy, I love you…I was so stupid I’ve been so scared of loosing you."
"Of course I’ll still love him. But that’s the whole flaw in the system.
I haven’t even told him that I love him yet.”He shrugged, allowing Sly to wipe his tears away.
“Oh that’s nice.” Maybe its not such a great song after all, he thought. He just hugged Emmett glad to hear the words that he’d always have time for him. It started with a sniff, then he started to cry muttering apologies in every language he mustered.
"Hey, hey, buddy, what’s wrong?” He asked, holding his younger brother in his lap.
Luke groaned a little, moving to help Emmett remove his clothes. It was the teeth running along his skin that caught him. When he was free of the garments, he sat back up, still amused by what nesting was doing to the angel.
The angel moved to press one last kiss to Lucas’ lips before returned to hovering over him. He took the other’s member in his hand and gave it a few slow strokes before taking him in his mouth.
"Be hospitable to the traveler. Show kindness to the sick and poor… but I would think even you to know better than to show any of that to a jaguar. So much dumber than the last few strays Coyotl has brought home…"
"Figures I get shit from you for being a nice person.
I’ve certainly learned my lesson. I should just always be a dick, like you.
Luke considered it for a moment, raising a hand to make them vanish. He stopped, though, an almost evil grin coming to his face. “I think I’d rather see you remove them,” he replied. Shit move? Maybe, but there was a reason he was from the Northern section of Topan…
Emmett chuckled lightly, forehead resting against Lucas’ stomach for a moment. He lifted his head up once more, teeth gently dragged along the other’s skin until they caught on the waistband. He shimmied them off of the trickster, then tossed them on the nest.